Wednesday, April 25, 2012

That annoying B

If you read the Deep End Part two what do you do when that annoying B that is crushing on you keeps blocking who you crushing on?

The Deeep End pt.2

After 30 minutes of that thing she called swimming she always headed to the showers followed by about 20 minutes in the sauna and me watching her and damn near cumming on my self. When it came to Paris I just couldn't help myself. I don't now what it was about her, but whenever she was around I had this crazy feeling inside that I couldn't control. I became that stalker you read about in the news. Just as I was about to take my trip to Paris in walks Dierdra the wanna be Olympic swimmer if only she could get her fat ass down the length of the pool without being out of breath. " Hi Kaaaay" she says with that stupid grin on her face and lust in her eyes, looking at me like I was the last hot dog of the day on the BBQ grill. Hi Dierdra I grimaced back, barely making eye contact and damning her inside for making me miss Paris today. Now I have to sit here with a wet pussy pissed off and watch her fat ass. I wish I could tie a brick or two to her ankles and put a end to her shit once and for all. As I was stirng up all sorts of evil deeds in my head, here comes Dierdra motioning to me to hand her a kickboard; I got a kick for her, but it ain't no board. "Can you get me the yellow one sweetie?" Fuck it I said as I got her the kickboard knowing that my day in Paris was only in my mind, she was gone, at least for now. Refocusing my attention back to the pool, I really took a look at Dierdra and honestly she wasn't bad looking and she wasn't fat just thick but I had to complain about something because she was no Paris and she was fucking annoying to say the least.......

Thanks for stopping by again. Stay tuned as things begin to heat up. See you next Wednesday

Friday, April 13, 2012

Fridays Dirty Laundry (air it out)

We talk and have brief encounters thought the week but on Fridays we try to get together because she knows I have to be with my boo on the weekend. My boo thinks I just hanging out with peeps but you know how a player play.

Air out your dirty laundry and you can do it anonymously. Leave your comment in the comment box, check off anonymous and wait for approval.
Let's here how you playas play

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Deep End

The highlight of my day! Paris W. this beautiful chocolate honey with thighs that could crush a walnut and an ass that begged to be rode. She was beautiful and her breast had the perkiness of a 20 year old; although I'm guessing she was either in her late 30's or early 40's based on a conversation I once overheard her having with another member.

Her presence seemed to touch me from the inside out. I swear I should have kept an extra pair of underwear in my locker just for the days she came to the pool.

I wondered what her mother must have looked like; I remember thinking and shaking my head from side to side because Paris W. was one bad ass bitch that never noticed me, let alone gave me a second glance. Anyway; someone like her had to already be taken and probably straight too, but that wasn't about to stop me. I have been obsessing over her far too long not to get something out of the deal.
While everyone at the pool walked in with the traditional one piece ready to get there Michael Phelps on, she strutted her ass thru here in this scantly clad, sexy ass two piece that screamed look at me bitches and don't hate. I noticed her and if I have anything to do with it she will... be taking notice of me.

What I did noticed was after all that she couldn't even swim, but who really gave a shit as good as she looked. My fantasy was definitely not to take her swimming I chuckled quietly as I watched her in a pathetic attempt to do laps........Thank you for stopping by come back next Wednesday as The Deep End continues and don't forget to leave a comment. You can also contact me at liesandlesbiantales@gmail.com and tweet @lesbiantales




Tuesday, April 10, 2012

NBA Wives

Real talk if you have ever watched or still watch NBA Wives do you find their behavior disgraceful and quite embarrassing. We as black women should have more respect for ourselves. These are grown women with children throwing shit jumping across tables etc. What is your opinion?; this is mine. Please leave a comment here. Thanks for stopping by

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

STUD OF MY DREAMS

Your the stud of my dreams
Damn you look good!
Your hair is tight!
Your body is right!
I'm hoping with you I can spend the night
Your the stud of my dreams
I'm always dreaming of you
So gorgeous so fine
With you my sexy stud I want my first time.
Can my first time be with you?
Will you give me everything I have dreamed of and more?
Can my first time be with you?
Will you not wake up in the morning and treat me like a whore?
Can my first time be with you?
Will you look me in my eyes and say you want to see me again or kiss me on my cheek and say we can only be friends?
Can my first time be with you?
Maybe I should move on with my life because a stud like you probably already have a wife.
If my first time is with you, the stud of my dreams you better put it on me so good you make me scream, you make me cream
All Over You

Tonya Ford

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Stalker Chick

Running into your ex might not be a coincidence. You just might be being stalked. Here are a few warning signs but feel free to leave your own in the comments.
You're being stalked when:
You go on vacation and your ex is the one bringing your bags to your room.

You go to a NBA game and a picture of you and her appear on the big screen with a caption saying; She said yes.

You live alone but you wake up on Christmas morning and there's gifts addressed to you and her under the tree in her handwriting.

All the pictures on your Facebook have been deleted and new ones of only her have replaced them.

On every roll of toilet paper and every sheet it says your a ass